Who Wants to Live a Million Years? — Version history

1.0.16 — October 30, 2026
Confirmed the original 2008 release and clarified its connection to the 2026 remaster. Gameplay unchanged.

1.0.15 — October 30, 2026
Updated the project history and credits, explained both editions and teacher-inspired modes.
Removed the duplicate hosted About link; the in-game About link remains.

1.0.14 — October 28, 2026
Update notices appear only on Intro and the ending screen, away from gameplay and lessons.

1.0.13 — October 28, 2026
Added a quiet, optional update-available link for self-hosted copies.
Consolidated ending visibility; failed sound effects are released from memory.

1.0.12 — October 27, 2026
Fixed repeated animation resets and flickering on win and loss screens.

1.0.11 — October 27, 2026
Fixed ending controls appearing on Intro after playing and switching sections.

1.0.10 — October 27, 2026
Play Again keeps your mode and goes straight to starting beasties. Fixed a stray Hardcore stamp in the tutorial.

1.0.9 — October 27, 2026
Fixed a brief flash of the original quarantine tape after the virus event.

1.0.8 — October 27, 2026
Improved the Hardcore logo animation and sound, and moved Change mode next to Play Again.

1.0.7 — October 27, 2026
Added a mode-selection screen for Guided Evolution and Hardcore Mode.

1.0.6 — October 27, 2026
Updated Darwin’s dialogue when no life preservers are available and fixed a beastie neck seam.

1.0.5 — October 27, 2026
Added a Life Preservers on/off option for classrooms. The recap and printout show the setting.

1.0.4 — October 27, 2026
Aligned Darwin’s mouth animation when he uses binoculars in the natural selection lesson.

1.0.3 — October 26, 2026
Improved browser compatibility and print and recap handling.

1.0.2 — October 26, 2026
Improved beastie artwork recovery in Safari and other browsers.

1.0.1 — October 26, 2026
Optimized the downloadable artwork to make the game smaller and easier to share.

1.0.0 — October 26, 2026
Initial standalone remaster.
